Handwritten with intent

FYP Fuck You Products

A beautifully crafted card. Premium stock. Elegant presentation. One handwritten message inside: exactly what you're thinking. Mailed anonymously.

Fuck You
FYP · Handwritten

The anti-greeting card.

No glitter. No gummy dicks. No confetti explosions. Just a gorgeous card with two words handwritten inside.

Every card features real handwriting, not a font. Printed on heavyweight card stock with a gold-bordered interior. It arrives looking like something from a luxury stationery brand. Then they open it.

Send it to a friend who deserves it. Send it to an enemy who earned it. Send it to your coworker because it's Tuesday. We'll never tell.

How it works

1
Pick your card
Choose from our collection of disgustingly elegant card designs. Same message, different levels of fancy.
2
Enter their address
Tell us where to send the love. Include a return name or keep it completely anonymous. Your call.
3
We handle the rest
Your card ships within 48 hours in discreet packaging. They'll never see it coming. You'll never stop smiling.

Choose your level of spite

Same message. Different theatrics.

The Classic
$8
Heavyweight card stock
Handwritten message
Gold border accent
Anonymous shipping
The Statement
$12
Foil-stamped envelope
Premium linen card stock
Handwritten message
Tissue paper lined
Anonymous shipping
The Audacity
$15
Wax-sealed envelope
Cotton rag card stock
Handwritten message
Custom FYP monogram
Anonymous shipping

"Some things are better said on paper. Some things are better said anonymously. Some things just need to be said."

FYP is handwritten in New Bedford, Massachusetts. Every card is real ink on real paper, because some messages deserve more than a text.