Fine Stationery

Beautifully written. Carefully sealed.
Anonymously delivered.

It says
fuck you. Premium cards for people who deserve it.

Real handwriting. Luxury card stock. Complete anonymity.

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FYP – Fuck You in real handwriting FYP · Original Handwriting

Looks like Cartier.
Reads like contempt.

No glitter. No gummy dicks. No confetti. Just a gorgeous card with two words inside.

Every card features real original handwriting, beautifully reproduced on premium card stock with a gold-bordered interior. It arrives looking like luxury stationery. Then they open it.

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How it works

1
Pick your poison
Choose your tier. Same energy, different levels of theatrics.
2
Enter their address
Tell us where to deliver the love. Keep it anonymous or don't. Your call.
3
We handle the rest
Ships within 48 hours in discreet packaging. They'll never see it coming.

Choose your level of spite

Same message. Different theatrics.

The Classic
$9
Heavyweight card stock
Real handwriting, printed
Gold border accent
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The Invitation
$12
Formal invitation format
Premium card stock
Real handwriting, printed
Envelope lined
Anonymous shipping
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The Statement
$15
Foil-stamped envelope
Premium linen card stock
Real handwriting, printed
Tissue paper lined
Anonymous shipping
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The Monument
$29
Wax-sealed envelope
Cotton rag card stock
Real handwriting, printed
Custom FYP monogram
Anonymous shipping
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Add-on: Middle Finger Wax Seal +$4

"Some things are better said on paper.
Some things are better said anonymously."

Original handwriting, reproduced in print on premium card stock. Made in New Bedford, Massachusetts — because some messages deserve more than a text.

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